The Joke Site - Mean Things To Say To People
Any sameness 'tween you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have got acknowledged you worse advice. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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*I go into Mc Donald's and thither is this fat young lady making fun of this mentally unfit kid*Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong devising fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you? Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it Me: well god also gave you a opening to eat, you abused that privilege.
Adult Joke of the Day - Adult Joke Rating Machine
Their lovers happened to be at the observance place at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.